'Ten Rounds of Jose Cuervo'
--Tracy Byrd (2001)

Cheers-worthy lines: "After nine rounds with Jose Cuervo / They were counting me out and I was about to give in / Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo / I lost count and started counting again."

When you get sick of that old '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' song, try this one instead. And try not to lose count.