The Boot rounds up this week's most memorable quotes from country stars.

"Faith and I have joked about doing 'On Golden Pond' on Broadway when we get older ... The idea of me being a crotchety old dude -- I'm not far from that now!" -Tim MGraw to PEOPLE magazine

"Jolene was a real woman who tried to steal my man. And sometimes now I think I should get a hold of her and see if she wants him back!" -Dolly Parton, introducing her hit song 'Jolene' to her Seattle, Wash. concert audience

"I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions," -Carrie Underwood to Allure magazine

"I think guys are afraid to ask me out because they think I'll write a song about them. And I would. I have no shame in that." -Taylor Swift

"Country music is life ... That's why I think it's so great, and why country music fans are so loyal. Country singers sing about their lives and about what's goin' on." -Darius Rucker to The 9513

"I have been a road warrior for 24 years and I haven't stopped ... I'm the endurance runner of show biz." -Wynonna to Madison, Wisconsin's Capital Times

"If you can't reach what you want, then find a way to get it. Sometimes you just have to make your arm grow a little longer. That's what I do. I have really long arms now!" -Jack Ingram to The Boot

"I can give you a definite 'no' on that. In one word: No. In two words: hell no!"
-Kid Rock on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, when asked about rumors that he is going to collaborate with Britney Spears