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Countriest Country Lyrics: No. 12

"I'm a God-fearing, hard-working combine driver/Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower/ Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour on my International Harvester"

--'International Harvester,' Craig Morgan (2007)

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disstain

Well Lord forbid you'd have to get behind a combine or two Melissa. I guess those good for nothin' farmers plan on getting out on the road right at the same time as you just to piss you off. They should, after all, start their day waay later than you start yours so you won't be inconvenienced. Dipstick.

March 28 2009 at 3:16 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
nowheather

Sorry you can't find a way to pass farm vehicles Melissa. I guess you eat mostly Burger King or some such crap! I guess you think that farmers or ranchers can only make a living as long as it fits your schedule. Did it ever occur to you to leave earlier to make it to work? Right, it takes so long to get your nine kids ready for school. I guess we should ban farm vehicles just to make your life easier.
This song is the heart and soul of rural America and one of my favorite ringtones. Think about how much farmers and ranchers contribute to our food supply for not a lot of money. Hey, why not piss on our fine men and women in the military while you're at it. Cheers!

October 17 2008 at 2:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Melissa

Otherwise known as the "Equal opportunity for combines" song, this has to be the WORST country song EVER written (nay, one of the worst of ANY music genre)--a shameless and condescending ploy to sell records to the 10% of the audience that felt left out by all the John Deere and other tractor songs! I turn the Beaver WAY DOWN LOW when this one comes on! lol Not to mention that those darn combine drivers do have an incredible knack for hitting the two-lane right as everyone who lives in the county is heading in-town for work in the morning! Argh!

October 14 2008 at 9:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gymnastx00

Wow, whoever typed these lyrics sucks, they have them wrong on this and the song before this one.

October 12 2008 at 6:01 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Christine

What's wrong??? These look/sound right to me!!!

October 16 2008 at 11:59 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jackie

ohhhhh love this songgg!

October 12 2008 at 3:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply