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Cledus T. Judd Spoofs Tiger Woods' Sex Scandal

Cledus T. Judd Tiger WoodsTiger Woods has certainly given comedians food for fodder with his explosive infidelity scandal. Cledus T. Judd is the latest to poke fun at the golf sensation, grabbing a 'Tiger by the Tail.' The country comedian has taken the melody of the classic Buck Owens song and changed the lyrics to create his latest parody, 'Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods).'

"Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see / Hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees / She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell / And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell," Cledus sings in the opening verse, continuing with lyrics that get even racier ... and even funnier.

Watch the video here. Read the lyrics after the jump.

'Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods) '
(Harlan Howard, Buck Owens)
Adaption by Cledus T. Judd, Wix Wichmann, Phillip White

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, he thought he'd cheat on her and she'd, stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
Looks like he's had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well he tried to bump and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that cocktail waitress on his lap,
Well the shot hit the fan, when she heard that voicemail,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let's let 'em be,
They expect us to respect their privacy,
Even Chris Brown can't believe it, hell, I can't believe it myself,
She's the only one to beat Tiger all to hell

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wendy9261076

I can't say that I'm not surprised. Cledus is always there to mock the news. Way to revert to the classics with Buck Owens. YOU'RE AWESOME CLEDUS!!

December 29 2009 at 10:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Big D

Wow, reading some of these comments, you would've thought that Cledus wrote a parody about killing and eating an orphan or something. I mean, some of this is brutal. To answer one person, if it were a black woman, it wouldn't be a question on whether he hit her or not, his rear-end would've STILL been in a coma cause a black woman don't fool around with that. We live in a society of double standards anyways. I mean, black people can use racist terms but white guys can't. Men can be charged with rape while women can't. So, the men getting hit being funny while a woman getting hit is over the line double standard is just one of em. We all have to remember the fact that men have always been known as the stronger ones while women are the weak, nurturing ones. I'm not saying that ALL women/men are like this, that's just the stereotype. What I like about it is that it's catchy ahnd relevant. But man, to rip on this guy for making a parody about your favorite athelete is a little extreme. You don't really know the guy, it's not like you had lunch with him yesterday or he's your 2nd cousin. Leave it alone, maybe if you don't worry about it, it won't matter.

December 14 2009 at 3:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris and Jodie

Good job Barry! Ignore the morons who try to attack you. It's only entertainment! Besides, when a black rapper bad mouths any white person, or if an idiot hip-hop has-been interrupts a successful young white singer on stage, it's all just fine. But, how dare a white comedian produce a parody about a successful semi-black athlete.

Bring it back to C-ville someday. We miss ya man.

December 13 2009 at 2:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ouy

Lousy rendition. Sorry, but he missed the mark. True, Kanye deserves to be whipped up on more than Tiger. At least Tiger isn't racist bigot against white women. Tiger is just the run of the mill "Intentional Heartache".

December 11 2009 at 8:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
carolyn

this is inappropriate, he shouldn't make fun of Elin.

December 11 2009 at 12:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Steven R. Russell

Hey Judd,

"JUDGE not, that ye be not judged" (Matthew 7:1 KJV).

"Let [every plant which God hath not planted] alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. both shall fall into the ditch" (Matthew 15:14 KJV).

"And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light" (2 Corinthians 11:14 KJV).

December 11 2009 at 12:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
vobox3343

Not sure I understand why Judd is poking fun. Looking at that mug, I'm sure he's abusing alcohol. And what kind of ladies do these guys typically visit (hint: they charge)?

December 11 2009 at 12:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jennifer

Cledus' personal life is a COMPLETE mess so the last thing I would be doing if I was him would be throwing stones ....

Aside from that, I think it's disgraceful that we're glorifying a woman resorting to physical harm to solve her frustration when we would be TRASHING a man (and arresting him) if it was the other way around. Nice double standard to set for the kids.

Anyone who continues to lean on this is using it as nothing but a crutch because they have no REAL talent.

GROW UP!!

December 11 2009 at 11:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ktb1382

What an idiot, I guess Cledus never cheated on his wife or girl, so before he start criticizing Tiger Woods on his transgression he should look at himself. All you dumb hicks it’s between TW and his wife. He does not own the public anything as far what he does in the bed room. TW didn’t hurt anyone, only person he hurt was himself and family. Let keep it real Elin Woods was a babysitter who struck it rich. TW's wife knew he was like that before she merry him. And all you people who trashing him should be a shame of yourself. If his wife was black women none of you so critics would care. SO PLEASE, SPARE ME YOUR JUGEMENTS ON TIGER

December 11 2009 at 11:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
pwpatman

Big $ = big black book.. Do you even read history??
TMZ = Sesame street = pat

December 11 2009 at 11:35 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply