Tiger Woods has certainly given comedians food for fodder with his explosive infidelity scandal. Cledus T. Judd is the latest to poke fun at the golf sensation, grabbing a 'Tiger by the Tail.' The country comedian has taken the melody of the classic Buck Owens song and changed the lyrics to create his latest parody, 'Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods).'"Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see / Hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees / She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell / And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell," Cledus sings in the opening verse, continuing with lyrics that get even racier ... and even funnier.
Watch the video here. Read the lyrics after the jump.
'Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods) '
(Harlan Howard, Buck Owens)
Adaption by Cledus T. Judd, Wix Wichmann, Phillip White
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, he thought he'd cheat on her and she'd, stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that's why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
Looks like he's had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well he tried to bump and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that cocktail waitress on his lap,
Well the shot hit the fan, when she heard that voicemail,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let's let 'em be,
They expect us to respect their privacy,
Even Chris Brown can't believe it, hell, I can't believe it myself,
She's the only one to beat Tiger all to hell
Reader Comments(1 of 2)
Danaat 12-11-2009
Go to hell.
From:
Tiger's FAITHFUL FaN!
BILLat 12-11-2009
WELL WELL WELL CLEDUS,
I THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF THAT LITTLE DITTY, AND THEN EARN THE CMT AND AMA VIDEO OF THE YEAR.
IT WAS DEAD ON ACCURATE, A GOOD BEAT, UP TEMPO,
AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, SPOKE THE TRUTH..
UNFORTUNATELY THOUGH,
IT TOOK FOCUS OFF THAT IDIOT KANYE WEST.
janjan29at 12-11-2009
I didn't even read all the lyrics to that crap....
Wouldn't waste my time on something as idiotic as that!!!
patat 12-11-2009
The trailor park hot chicks are seeping through the walls at Tiger Manor. While a world class hottie sits there holding a five iron saying "I thought you said number 2 was the last one I would hear about, we're up to twelve now!, how bout it there DOG WOODS?"
Dude you will survive this. But from now on try to realize its the bulge in your wallet, not your pants or your fabulous personality, or looks(you're an infamous cheapskate tipper too)that have these gold digging chicks throwing themselves at you. Was any of the 15 minutes of sex sessions worth this much headaches?
Spend your money correctly..whatever flaws that super trophy wife of your has that your out sniffn around these back alley manges..get it fixed.
pwpatmanat 12-11-2009
Jesus!!! Sorry Tiger they have nothing else to report on these days..Britneys got to screw up sooner or later
janicesmith1962at 12-11-2009
Too funny
patat 12-11-2009
Sorry Tiger? Do you even know his wife's name? So many guys feel sorry for their unconscience homeerotic idol....geez...it's coming out now that he's world class at two things..golf...and size of black book.
pwpatmanat 12-11-2009
Big $ = big black book.. Do you even read history??
TMZ = Sesame street = pat
ktb1382at 12-11-2009
What an idiot, I guess Cledus never cheated on his wife or girl, so before he start criticizing Tiger Woods on his transgression he should look at himself. All you dumb hicks it’s between TW and his wife. He does not own the public anything as far what he does in the bed room. TW didn’t hurt anyone, only person he hurt was himself and family. Let keep it real Elin Woods was a babysitter who struck it rich. TW's wife knew he was like that before she merry him. And all you people who trashing him should be a shame of yourself. If his wife was black women none of you so critics would care. SO PLEASE, SPARE ME YOUR JUGEMENTS ON TIGER
cdjv116at 12-11-2009
Cledus' personal life is a COMPLETE mess so the last thing I would be doing if I was him would be throwing stones ....
Aside from that, I think it's disgraceful that we're glorifying a woman resorting to physical harm to solve her frustration when we would be TRASHING a man (and arresting him) if it was the other way around. Nice double standard to set for the kids.
Anyone who continues to lean on this is using it as nothing but a crutch because they have no REAL talent.
GROW UP!!
vobox3343at 12-11-2009
Not sure I understand why Judd is poking fun. Looking at that mug, I'm sure he's abusing alcohol. And what kind of ladies do these guys typically visit (hint: they charge)?
Steveat 12-11-2009
Hey Judd,
"JUDGE not, that ye be not judged" (Matthew 7:1 KJV).
"Let [every plant which God hath not planted] alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. both shall fall into the ditch" (Matthew 15:14 KJV).
"And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light" (2 Corinthians 11:14 KJV).
cristoba1at 12-11-2009
this is inappropriate, he shouldn't make fun of Elin.
ouycoyat 12-11-2009
Lousy rendition. Sorry, but he missed the mark. True, Kanye deserves to be whipped up on more than Tiger. At least Tiger isn't racist bigot against white women. Tiger is just the run of the mill "Intentional Heartache".
Chris and Jodieat 12-13-2009
Good job Barry! Ignore the morons who try to attack you. It's only entertainment! Besides, when a black rapper bad mouths any white person, or if an idiot hip-hop has-been interrupts a successful young white singer on stage, it's all just fine. But, how dare a white comedian produce a parody about a successful semi-black athlete.
Bring it back to C-ville someday. We miss ya man.