Martina McBride (@martinamcbride): "Playing 'Secret Agents' with my 5 year old is pretty much as good as it gets ..."
Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): "Its a good day to write a song about Animal Crackers."
Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "Whatever happened to velcro shoes? Those were so functional and awesome! I'm tired of tying shoes laces."
Justin Moore(@JustinColeMoore): "In no way could I be more miserable right now. Guess where I am. Ding, ding, ding! A freakin airplane the size of my cowboy boot!"
Heidi Newfield(@heidinewfield): "God knows I hope u don't lose any 'wisdom' when u get your wisdom teeth pulled, cause I had mine pulled yesterday. Need all the wisdom I can"
Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "Ever had a conversation with someone so dumb that you thought their bad breath could be caused by the brain rotting inside their head?"
James Otto (@jamesotto): "Ladies, what tricks did your dad pull to put the fear of God in boys when they came to the house to pick you up for a date?"
Jimmy Wayne (@JimmyWayne): "When I see M&M's talk on TV ... it doesn't inspire me to eat 'em. I feel sorry for 'em ..."
Carolyn Dawn Johnson (@cdjmusic): "Gone are the days when I could have a Krispy Kreme doughnut and it not go directly to my thighs ... sigh"
LeAnn Rimes (@leannrimes): "Standing in line at the pharmacy again. 10 people ahead of me ... help! About to start trying on the $5 reading glasses to entertain myself."
Blaine Larsen (@blainelarsen): "Writing a song. Stuck on a line. So I'm on Twitter...."
Chely Wright(@chelywright): "Coffee, grapes, guitar, puppies, sunshine, amazing fans, great friends/family and a good feeling in my bones ... aahh."
Danny Gokey (@dannygokey): "Sorry I haven't tweeted much lately but my neighbor's Internet has been having problems..."
Trent Tomlinson (@trenttomlinson): "If you get Christmas cards from Crown Royal you might be Trent Tomlinson"
Laura Bell Bundy (@LauraBellBundy): "I just met Satan. She works at American Airlines"