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Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton): "I asked Miranda if I could do @chelseahandler while I was in L.A. tonight. She said ok ... YES!! She completely misunderstood what I meant!!"
Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13): "Wow. I'm still the same as I was in elementary school -- the last to realize it's April Fools day. WAY confused until someone reminds me."
Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): "People watchin at the Phoenix airport in a camo thermal. I'm seeing so much without being seen! I'm king in here!"
Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge): "I think I saw Steven Seagal in the airport ... Or was that just a dude with a pony tail and a Hawaiian shirt? Ah screw it ... I'll just say its Seagal."
Jason Jones (@jonesville): "The best thing about carrying a guitar through airports? It keeps people behind you from getting all up in your space when you're in line."
LoCash Cowboys' Preston Brust (@locashcowboys): "I'm not gettin' married in Veaas this week ... unless Britney Spears wants to ... ummm, might change my mind if Kim Kardashian wants to hit the little chapel in Vegas!"
Jaron and the Long Road to Love (@JaronATLRTL): "Just been confirmed to appear at the ACMs... as a bathroom attendant just outside of section 104! Ladies room. Amazing gig. Come by and see me!!"
Jay DeMarcus (@JayDeMarcus): "Guilty pleasure tonight: 'G.I. Jane' ... Demi [Moore] looks great!! Love the bald head ... Badass."
Danielle Peck (@daniellepeck): "What's ridiculous ... ok, I'm having chocolate Cheerios in chocolate milk ... somebody stop me!"
Ty Stone (@TyStone): "Hitting the Waffle House. They cook in front of you ... right in front of you. It's like Hibachi. It's HILLbachi."
Clay Walker (@ClayWalker): "At the girl doc with [my wife] ... that's what I call commitment."
Daryle Singletary (@Darylesing): "At the dentist ... rather be huntin' turkeys."
Terri Clark (@TerriClarkMusic): "I love getting emails from my grandmother. Subject is usually weight, weather or bowel movements."